Posts Tagged ‘pictures’

Rachel Ray’s Ripe and Firm Melons

Friday, June 25th, 2010

rachel ray pokies

Rachel Ray does it again! It seems that she doesn’t ever learn.  The queen of the 30-minute meals is fast becoming the queen of the see through nipples. Once again, Rachel Ray sports her pair of pokies through her outfit. Hooray, her twins are out to call attention to themselves!

rachel ray nipples

Nice View. I don’t know if anyone can help looking at those boobs? And it seem like was a cold day as well. Just look at those nipples standing at attention. Hey Rachel, let the hush puppies come out and play! Hmmm, me like Italian girl’s melons!

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To see more delectable Rachel Ray nude photos, just click on the link. Yummy!

More titty pics from Rachael Ray

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009

Oh Rachael, as if we give a damn about your carefully decorated sushi platter. Screw that, I’d rather have me some of those buns with the bikini-shaped burns in them. It’s a rather odd piece of evidence on Rachael’s skankier past times: she’s on the set of her talk show, standing in a bath tub and covered in soap suds, and with that bothersome plate of Japanese food in front of her. Oh, and she’s stark naked too. But who cares how weird the picture is; as long as it’s got Rachael Ray nude in it, I’d hang it on my wall and jack off to it everyday.

Even if Rachael’s looks shocked in the next picture, we know, from the look of those tits alone, that she’s a born flasher. And those boobies are practically elbowing her arms out of the way to full-blown, titty exposure. Come on, Rachael, drop the pretense and show us more! Although, we wouldn’t really have to beg: Rachael Ray has more titty pics than these tame previews. Just click the link and you can commence the grappling.

Rachael Ray sports a pair of pokies

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009

Cooking shows on TV, in general, are wholesome programs aimed at censor-dependent mommies who let their guard down for tricks on “a hundred ways to cook an egg.” But leave it to Rachael Ray to add in a pinch of spice to her programs to horrify grannies in their kitty-print apron and mitts and draw in a change in viewership. One that likes some raisin in their muffins.

What’s wrong with these pictures? Nothing, of course, unless you’re a hypocritical bastard who detests tits that are practically drilling holes through Rachael’s shirt. Naughty, naughty Rachael. Everybody can see right through your ploy to increase your followers, but who cares about the indecency, we’re all sold! Although the next time you pull off another set of pokies in your show, you won’t get even a quarter of a response from your audience, seeing as it’ll be entirely made up of guys staring zombie-like and drooling at your hardened titties. Sign me up for the next immediate show, fellas; as in the words of Seth from Superbad, “I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks.”

Even the chick next to Rachael’s licking her chops at the wrong set of watermelons, if you look close enough. But I wouldn’t blame her, because Rachael’s such a fine piece of pussy that even a chick would probably want a dick of her own to jack off and cum all over her delectable tits. And speaking of which, I’ve got this lump of yeast sitting on my crotch, rising and looking to be beat. This set of pictures is just the tip of the iceberg; head on to the link for real, naked photos of Rachael Ray.

Rachael Ray will shut up for a piece of cock

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009

A true cook is someone who defines flavors with a natural flair that other would-be gastronomers fall flat on. Rachael Ray is a popular example of the genuine cook. The gustatory reflexes she employs in almost anything she puts in between her lips is an astounding feat, not excluding cocks that get shoved under her nose once in a while. It’s also high time someone put a plug on that incessant yamming she does on her show with a couple of cum-flavored man sausages rammed in that wide mouth of hers. But in all honesty, based on these pictures I’m about to show you, she’s nothing but glad someone finally found a way to shut her up.

Look at slutty Rachael here on all fours, sampling this dick with the kind of relish cock connoisseurs handle their goods. She’s obviously hard at work sucking the cum out of that cock long before it’s ready to shoot out, the impatient little whore. She’s also giving a look that tells you she’s categorizing the multitude of flavors she’s getting out of the slow dribble of cum she’s sucking on. She’s all, “Hm, tangy… sweet a smidgen of salty…” and of course, her best critic is no other than the lucky fucker who got to drop his boxers and dangle his dick in front of this cunt’s tireless munchers.

Speaking of which, here’s this picture that gives us a good view of just how much Rachael Ray can handle orally. Judging from her wide, open mouth, there’s enough space for a roomful of gangbangers to cram their cocks down her throat, and I bet you there’d still be enough air space for polite conversation. Be careful though, or she just might get carried away with her slutty appetite for cocks that you’ll pull out with teeth marks all over your spent pecker. Hm, reminds me of this movie I saw about this chick with fuckin’ fangs in her vagina. But anyway, if you wanted more of Rachael Ray stuffing her mouth with cock, head on to the link! She might bite, but with those taste buds of hers too eager for a cum sampling, I wouldn’t really care.